What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What do you think of the Black history lessons in the PBS documentary about jazz pianist-singer Hazel Scott?

-”Ah so!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Live and Let Die

Do you have pics of the wife making out with another guy?

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-J W Pepper

Why are men so attracted to big breasts?

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How strict are your parents?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Goldfinger

Moonraker

Are there any nude pictures of women with big tits?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-All the bad guys are black.

I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?

You Only Live Twice

Dr No

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?

From Russia With Love

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?